My Fellow Disciples Are Walking Disaster Magnets

Xie Hexing knows she's cannon fodder destined to die young across multiple storylines—so while everyone else plays around, she's grinding her way to immortality. But her fellow disciples? Total disasters. Her genius sword-cultivating Third Senior Brother cripples himself for love and dies right before her eyes. Her prodigy alchemist Second Senior Brother throws his life away for revenge. These walking red flags are supposed to be once-in-a-millennium talents, yet they're speedrunning their own doom! Xie Hexing refuses to let fate win: if her shixiong won't save themselves, she'll drag them kic…