This Containment Subject Unleashes the Wither Storm

A thirteen-year-old boy with reality-warping powers sits in containment, cracking jokes about resurrection schedules and sinking arks. Designated Project S-P-000, he's not your average anomaly—he can conjure impossible objects, bend the laws of physics, and deliver punchlines that make hardened researchers question their sanity. The Foundation suspects his greatest threat isn't his god-like abilities, but his uncontrollable urge to tell jokes so dark they might just rewrite reality itself. When containment protocols meet cosmic comedy, the multiverse becomes his playground.