My Fortune-Telling Donkey Predicts Doom for Everyone

Lin Chen's stubborn donkey refuses to cross rivers, kicks him daily, and seems utterly useless—until it starts predicting deaths with terrifying accuracy. When the martial arts alliance leader challenges the heavens, the donkey casually mentions he'll be struck by lightning in three days. He is. Now everyone wants Lin Chen's prophetic beast, but there's one problem: the donkey won't budge from the riverbank unless properly bribed. In a world where taming this ornery creature supposedly means conquering everything, Lin Chen just wants to know what he's gotten himself into.