I Raided SpongeBob's Tomb and Broke the Internet

Chen Shi thought he'd seen it all—until he stumbled upon a tomb marked "Beach Lord of Bikini Bottom." In a world where history is shattered and tomb raiding goes viral, this descendant of grave robbers gets kicked from the national archaeology team for refusing nepotism. His revenge? Launch his own livestream with a system that turns ancient plundering into prime-time entertainment. Armed with a divine Xuanwu tattoo (maxed defense because who wants to feel pain?), he dives into absurd ruins where cartoon graves and mythical monsters collide, all while millions watch online.