Tomb Raider: I Speedran the Legends on Day One!

Retirement? Not in this lifetime. Zhang You—master thief extraordinaire—wakes up broke, starving, and trapped in the deadly world of tomb raiders and ancient curses. With nothing but his wits and a glitchy system's parting gift, he makes one tiny mistake: pickpocketing the wrong "big brother." Now he's being hunted by legends who don't take kindly to thieves. Fighting back? He just wanted lunch money! Running away? They won't let him! Faking his death? Wu Xie's knowing smile says that ship has sailed. Survival was supposed to be easy. Instead, Zhang You's about to learn why you never, ever ste…