I opened my eyes, and my head felt like it was splitting in two.
"Where the hell is this?" I muttered, rubbing my temples. Last night, I'd been matching drinks with my buddies at a bar; I remembered the last thing I had was an eighth Long Island Iced Tea, and then... nothing.
Before me lay a desolate mountain peak, and the distant sounds of shouting and fighting drifted on the wind. I looked down to find myself dressed in ancient garb, a sword tucked into my belt.
Chapter 69