My name is Huanxi. That night, as usual, I was dead drunk at the "Drunk Life, Dream Death" bar, bantering with a newly met hot chick about a joke involving a monk and a nun, when suddenly everything went black.
"What the hell!" I muttered, rubbing my temples as I sat up, only to find myself lying in a bamboo grove, still dressed in ancient robes. "Is this cosplay taken a bit too far?"
"Young Master Ding, you're awake?" A voice like a clear spring came from behind me.
Chapter 89