Transmigrated into Spy x Family: My Life as a Professional Freeloader

Zhang Si's dream was simple: watch his favorite anime, ship his OTP, and live drama-free. Then he wakes up inside Spy x Family. Great. Now he's stuck in a world of spies, assassins, and telepaths—but does he care? Not one bit. His mission: freeload off the Forgers, binge snacks, and watch the chaos unfold from the best seat in the house. Who needs plot armor when you've got popcorn? A hilarious slice-of-life comedy where the only thing our hero wants to master is the art of doing absolutely nothing.