Raising Villains in Conan's World: My Adopted Son Became Gin

Waking up in Detective Conan's world with a Super Dad System wasn't in my plans—but neither was adopting a starving four-year-old thief and naming him Kurosawa Jin. Fast forward twenty years: my 'successful' son arrives via helicopter to settle my parking dispute, except he's now the Black Organization's most feared assassin. My other kids? A deep-cover spy and a national idol. As Gin hands me another impossibly large check, I realize the system's definition of 'achievement' might need reviewing. Between managing a supervillain's allowance and mediating sibling rivalry across legal boundaries,…