Transmigrated as the Cannon Fodder Cat Immortal: I Just Want to Slack Off!

Social anxiety meets xianxia chaos when web novel editor Gu Yan wakes up inside his own story—as the doomed contrast character destined for a brutal death! With trash-tier talent and a soft, cat-like personality, he's supposed to be the villain's first victim. But Gu Yan has other plans: maximum slacking, zero heroics. Armed with insider knowledge of every tired trope and his natural feline instincts (lie down > sit, nap > cultivate), he accidentally stumbles into an overpowered skill tree. The real problem? The yandere villain who should be murdering him seems far more interested in... keepin…