Uncle Nine: Simplifying Immortal Cultivation from the Funeral Parlor

Lin Luo awakens in the world of Uncle Nine as his senior disciple—and after ten years of silence, finally unlocks the Simplification System. Ancient cultivation techniques? Simplified to a breath. Lightning fists? Just rub for static electricity. What once took lifetimes to master now bends to his will with absurd ease. As Lin Luo climbs the ranks from funeral parlor apprentice to legendary cultivator, even Uncle Nine boasts about his prodigy. Armed with talismans, a wooden sword, and hilariously overpowered shortcuts, he'll slay demons, command spirits, and rewrite the rules of immortal culti…