Warhammer 40K: The Hell King's Holy Hustle

When the King of Hell crash-lands in Warhammer 40K with nothing but a bankrupt Underworld and a talent for judging demon souls, survival means pulling off the con of the millennium: impersonating a living saint. While the Inquisition hunts heretics and Chaos Gods circle like vultures, he's busy "purifying" daemons (read: dragging them to the Underworld as construction materials), faking the Emperor's miracles with divine Photoshop, and sweet-talking his way past suspicious Custodes. With a strategic lease agreement signed with the Golden Throne and a quota of daemon souls to meet, this unholy…