Warhammer: I Don't Want to Be a Stinky Can!!!

Reborn into the grimdark nightmare of Warhammer 40K as a Death Guard legionnaire, our reluctant hero faces the ultimate cosmic joke. While the God-Emperor walks Terra and malevolent Chaos Gods toy with humanity's fate, Hades just wants to survive—and avoid becoming a plague-ridden, rotting space marine in a cursed suit of armor. But destiny has other plans. As threads of fate intertwine and the gods place their bets, can one terrified outsider rewrite the tragic future of an entire galaxy? First challenge: stop crying and figure out how not to die immediately.