Lin Yang smiled and said, "That's right, we're together!"
With a single sentence, the dozen or so people inside the dorm became exceptionally excited.
Not only were the people inside the dorm excited, but even those standing at the doorway were stirred up.
"You bastard, how did you hook up with her?" Zhao Libo asked excitedly.
He was also one of Lin Yang's roommates, acting as Lin Yang's nominal second son.
Zhao Libo was a local from Jiangcheng. He was a decent guy, just exceptionally flirtatious, with over a dozen terabytes of study materials featuring various foreign tutors stored on his computer.
Lin Yang smiled and said, "Maybe it's because I'm handsome. After I confessed to her, she agreed!"
That was, of course, complete nonsense.
He certainly couldn't tell them that not only had Fu Hongli asked him to be her boyfriend, but she also paid him one hundred thousand yuan every month.
If he actually said that, these guys would probably turn green with envy and vomit blood.
"Damn it, it really is a face-value world!" Ding Baocheng said with indignation.
As the third-eldest in the dorm, Ding Baocheng came from Jingcheng. His family background was good, and he was the wealthiest guy in Room 406.
Lin Yang smiled and was about to speak.
With a heartbroken expression, Ding Baocheng lamented, "Damn it, I went to the same high school as Fu Hongli. Countless people pursued her back then, but she wouldn't even spare them a glance. After coming to Jiang University, even more people chased after her, but never in my wildest dreams did I expect her to be taken down by you, you bastard, Lin Yang. And it's her first relationship, too!"
Lin Yang wanted to laugh.
To think he went to the same high school as Fu Hongli, yet he had no idea she had someone she liked.
Zhao Libo, that scoundrel, smiled slyly and said, "I have to say, Lin Yang, you really saved face for Room 406! Tell us the details. How did you two meet? When did things start developing? To what stage have you progressed? Did you kiss? Is Fu Hongli's lips as soft to kiss as they look?"
Damn it.
He knew nothing good would ever come out of this bastard's mouth.
Asking such brazen questions.
However, because of those words, Fu Hongli's moist and full red lips suddenly flashed into Lin Yang's mind.
Well, kissing them would definitely be soft.
*Damn, when did I become so vulgar?* Lin Yang quickly shook his head, casting those inappropriate images aside.
"Damn it, Lin Yang, you bastard, why are you smiling so lewdly? Did you guys actually kiss? Hurry up and tell us, what was it like!" Zhao Libo urged excitedly.
Not just him, even the others wore expressions of eager excitement.
Lin Yang scolded with a smile, "Damn it, a bunch of old perverts, how could I possibly tell you about that!"
"Fuck, you really kissed! My goddess... just like that, spoiled by you, you bastard Lin Yang!" Liu Dayong wailed with a grief-stricken expression.
Just as he was speaking, Ding Baocheng suddenly burst into tears and said, "Lin Yang, start a class! I'll pay to attend. Teach me how to date, will you? I want to escape being single too; I don't want to trouble my hand anymore!"
Everyone burst into roaring laughter.
"Right, you bastard, start a class! I'll kneel and listen!" Liu Dayong said.
"Bastard, Dad is begging you, start a class! I want a campus belle girlfriend too!" Zhao Libo pleaded.
"......"
Huh?
Why was the vibe taking a strange turn?
Lin Yang had expected these bastards to be hopping mad and launch a crusade against him.
After all, him becoming Fu Hongli's boyfriend completely shattered their fantasies about her.
Never in his wildest dreams did he expect these guys to ask him to start a class instead.
At that moment, Ding Baocheng suddenly shook his phone.
"Lin Yang, Dad transferred three hundred to you. Start a class! I want to listen, I want to hear how you dated Fu Hongli."
Hearing this, everyone instantly became fully engaged.
"Exactly, Lin Yang, tell us about it. How did you hook up?"
"Lin Dog, spill it, or I'll hack you to death with my forty-meter-long blade!"
"Daddy Lin, I'm begging you, tell us!"
"......"
Seeing everyone so enthusiastic, Ding Baocheng suddenly announced loudly, "You bastards, since everyone wants to know, why don't we have Lin Yang start a class, and by the way, let this scoundrel lecture on how he courted the great campus belle Fu Hongli? I'll just create a group chat. Whoever wants to listen can join. Of course, joining the group will definitely cost a fee—three hundred yuan per person."
Holy shit.
Lin Yang was dumbfounded by this stunt.
Wasn't this highway robbery?
Wouldn't behavior this mentally disabled get him cursed to death?
Besides, he and Fu Hongli weren't even actually dating.
If Fu Hongli found out about this, she would definitely be furious.
Lin Yang couldn't afford to provoke that sugar daddy of his right now.
He was just about to stop Ding Baocheng.
When Ding Baocheng patted Lin Yang on the shoulder with a grin and said, "Don't worry, leave everything to me!"
In an instant, Lin Yang understood. This scoundrel was clearly helping him out.
All three bastards in the dorm knew Lin Yang's situation.
But who would be willing to spend three hundred yuan just to listen to him spout nonsense?
Unless they were idiots.
The moment that thought flashed through Lin Yang's mind, the dormitory instantly erupted into utter chaos.
"I want in the group! Ding Baocheng, you bastard, hurry up and create the group!"
"That's right, I want in! I want to hear how Lin Yang, this scoundrel, dated Fu Hongli!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Hurry up and make the group, I'm joining!"
"......"
The roof of Room 406 was practically about to be blown off.
Lin Yang was shocked; he was truly shocked.
Wait, were people nowadays really this bored?
"No rush, everyone gets a spot," Ding Baocheng said with a beaming smile.
While speaking, Ding Baocheng had already created the group.
The group name was: *Love Guru Lin Yang Teaches You Step-by-Step How to Chase the Campus Belle*.
Lin Yang and the three bastards from the dorm were all in the group.
Damn.
This group name left Lin Yang completely speechless.
What the hell did he know about chasing girls?
He was just about to stop Ding Baocheng, but in the blink of an eye, seven or eight people had already poured into the group.
The speed was so fast Lin Yang wouldn't even dare dream of it.
Everyone was buzzing with excitement, scrambling to join the group.
Right at that moment, a sarcastic voice rang out by everyone's ears.
"Hmph, you guys really think Lin Yang is some sort of love guru? He's just a liar!"
The voice sounded somewhat familiar.
Lin Yang was searching his brain for whose voice it belonged to.
The next second, he saw Zhao Qingfeng walking in with a gloomy expression.
Seeing this guy, Lin Yang didn't feel the slightest bit of panic in his heart.
Zhao Qingfeng only knew that Fu Hongli had thrown money at Lin Yang to make him her boyfriend; he had no idea Lin Yang was just a hired shield.
Yet everyone else stared at Zhao Qingfeng in utter astonishment.
"Why are you here?" Lin Yang asked with a smile.
To be frank, Lin Yang no longer disliked Zhao Qingfeng. After all, the guy had handed him twenty thousand yuan that afternoon.
In fact, not only did Lin Yang not hate him, but he was quite grateful to this sugar daddy.
If there were more sugar daddies like this, where would he ever need to worry about his external debts?
"Hmph, of course I'm here to expose the truth about your so-called romance with Fu Hongli!" Zhao Qingfeng said with a look of utter disdain.