System Activated: Why Am I Still Getting My Ass Kicked?!

Reborn with an overpowered system after a truck-kun encounter, Li Yu expects wine, women, and world domination. Reality? He's stuck in a dead-end town getting beaten up daily, babysitting a senile dad, delinquent siblings, and zero respectable skills. His cheat system is useless, every fight ends in humiliation, and life's a cosmic joke—until his past life's crush suddenly reappears. Can the universe's unluckiest protagonist turn his trash-tier existence around, or is he doomed to fail upward in the most hilarious way possible?