"Come quick, look! A stinking Taoist has died by the city gate. How ominous!" A flower demon strolled by, her movements seductive, but she accidentally stepped on Chunyangzi’s blood-stained robes and turned pale with fright. "Ah! Help me!"
"Stop fussing. He isn't dead yet; he's still breathing! Aren't you lucky? You've stumbled upon a husband. I hear Taoists are allowed to marry—take him back and make him a cheap husband. It’s a bargain!" The toad spirit beside her said, flicking out his long tongue to catch a passing fly.
"You’re disgusting. Do you think I’m stupid? A flower demon marrying a Taoist blockhead? If he decides to 'uphold justice' and kill his wife, he’d use his peach wood sword to sacrifice me. The best of the thirty-six stratagems is to run! I’m out of here!" And with that, she vanished in a flash.
Chapter 104