I Brew Potions, You Get Immortal Pills: The Bartender's Alchemy System

Ling Tian just wanted to mix drinks and make quick cash with his new synthesis system—until a bottle of cheap liquor plus a brick knocked out an actual cultivator. Now every "potion" he brews defies reality: healing tonics become legendary elixirs, simple cocktails awaken ancient powers. A reborn heroine swears he's the demon lord from her past life. A dimension-hopping agent can't figure out how to seduce her S-rank target. Meanwhile, Ling Tian squints through his hangover and mutters, "Stop interrupting my work." When the system said synthesize medicine, nobody expected him to accidentally c…