You're on a Dating Show, Not Attending Their Funeral

After three thousand years of cultivation, immortal Yun Xia fails her tribulation and gets zapped into a trashy romance novel—as the cannon fodder villainess destined to die on a dating reality show. Her crime? Standing in the way of the pure-hearted heroine and her army of simps. But sacrifice herself for someone else's happily ever after? Not happening. Armed with millennia of sass and zero patience for melodrama, Yun Xia decides it's time to flip the script, wreck some couples, and remind everyone why you don't mess with a cultivator who's older than their great-great-grandparents.