[Hot-blooded Dad, Humorous and Silly] "Zhang Hao, I gave birth to your baby, triplets!" "What?" Looking at the campus belle before him, Zhang Hao was utterly shocked! At that moment... "Ding~ Congratulations to the host for activating the Super Super Dad System!" "Ding~ Cook for the baby, reward: Super Culinary Skills!" "Ding~ Sing a song for the baby, reward: Super Musical Talent!" "Ding~ Make a baby with wife, reward: Ten Billion!" Zhang Hao: What is going on? Why am I so confused???
Chapter 1: Paternity Test
"Zhang Hao! You smelly loser, I'm breaking up with you!"
On the sports field of Haicheng University of Economics and Trade, a fair-skinned, beautiful campus belle with an attractive figure stood in front of a handsome young man.
Her tone was as icy as her expression!
"Break up?"
Zhang Hao's face was full of question marks.
Although this beautiful girl Wang Yaoyao was the campus belle, the kind of girl many guys fantasized about when they had nothing better to do, when had he ever pursued her?
It was clearly she who kept pestering him all this time.
"That's right, we're breaking up!"
Wang Yaoyao said resolutely, a hint of showing off on her face.
"I have a new boyfriend now, and it's A Wei."
With that, she smiled and looked at the chubby young man beside her, tightly wrapping her arms around his.
This little fatty was named Yang Wei. He was wearing a white Armani suit and a Rolex Submariner green watch on his wrist, looking every bit like a wealthy man.
His gaze was incomparably arrogant, as if he didn't take anyone seriously at all.
"Hey, Zhang!"
"I advise you to stay away from Yaoyao from now on, or don't blame me for being rude!"
"Do you think you're still that Young Master Zhang from before? You're just a poor loser now."
Saying this, he added smugly: "Believe it or not, with just one phone call, I can have you sent straight to the ICU!"
Zhang Hao smiled faintly, pulling a pack of Red Double Happiness cigarettes from his pocket.
He pulled one out, lit it, took a deep puff, and said leisurely:
"Yang Wei, did you forget how you used to act like a dog and a horse for me?"
"How dare you act fierce on someone else's authority in front of me? Do you feel like your life is just going a bit too smoothly?"
With that, he flicked the cigarette in his hand directly toward A Wei.
*Thud.*
The cigarette left a black ash mark on the white Armani.
"You bastard!"
A Wei clenched his fists tightly, harboring the urge to beat Zhang Hao up.
But it was only a thought; he didn't dare to actually make a move.
Yet right at that moment, as a graceful figure entered the sports field, it instantly provoked a chorus of wolf-whistles.
"Awooo~ Who is that beauty?"
"Definitely not from our school. Everyone calls our school Jurassic University because everyone here looks like a dinosaur!"
"I know her, she's the campus belle of the Normal University. What's her name again... Oh, Su Yuyan."
"Damn, it really is Goddess Su. What is she doing at our school?"
"Fine, I'll confess. Actually, I am Goddess Su's boyfriend."
"Blech~"
"Look, look, look! Goddess Su is walking this way!"
For a moment, everyone's gaze fell entirely on Su Yuyan.
The girls looked on with envy—if only I were that pretty.
The boys let their imaginations run wild—if she were my girlfriend, I'd brew goji berries in my thermos every single day.
Meanwhile, Zhang Hao's gaze also fell upon that graceful figure.
Yet the moment he clearly saw that peerless face, he suddenly froze.
"It's actually her!"
In an instant, a long-sealed memory surged into his mind.
During the Spring Festival last year, he had been hanging out with a few rich second-generation peers at a bar, and later got completely blackout drunk.
When he woke up the next day, he found himself in a hotel, with a gorgeous beauty sleeping right beside him.
Although he couldn't remember what had happened that night, a single patch of bright crimson on the bedsheets told him he had participated in a major battle.
And that beauty was none other than Su Yuyan!
At the same time, Su Yuyan's searching gaze landed on Zhang Hao's face.
After a moment of hesitation, she walked straight toward him.
Then, she dropped a statement that startled Zhang Hao.
"I had a baby, and it's yours!"
"What?"
Zhang Hao was instantly dumbfounded.
Yet the next second, he suddenly burst into laughter.
"Beauty, you shouldn't joke like that."
"You have such a slim figure, you don't look like someone who has given birth at all."
"You must be teasing me, right?"
Although they hadn't used protection at the time, he was quite certain she hadn't given birth back then.
Even if she had given birth, the child wouldn't be his.
Because that incident happened a year and a half ago; if she had been pregnant with his child, why would she only be coming to him now?
Are you kidding? Getting tricked into raising someone else's kid is not something he would ever do.
"I know you don't believe me, come with me."
Dropping those words, Su Yuyan turned and walked away.
Zhang Hao frowned slightly, hesitating for a moment before ultimately following her.
Because he really had been intimate with Su Yuyan, and that was an indisputable fact.
Even if there was a one-in-ten-thousand chance the child was his, he had to go and find out the truth.
After all, having a child was no laughing matter.
If it's mine, I'll take it!
If it's not mine, I won't take it even if it kills me!
Then, Su Yuyan and Zhang Hao walked out of the sports field one after the other.
The next moment, the students on the sports field started gossiping all at once.
"Holy crap! Did I hear that right? Goddess Su gave birth to Zhang Hao's child!"
"What's so surprising about that? Zhang Hao used to be one of the Four Young Masters of Haicheng, his family's assets worth over a hundred billion. Forget Goddess Su, he could even afford to play around with female celebrities."
"If I had money, I'd play way wilder than him!"
"As far as I know, Goddess Su is also a rich second-gen. I follow her on Kuaishou; she lives in a huge villa, frequently travels abroad, and drives cars worth millions. It's just that for the past year and a half, she hasn't posted a single video."
……
Ten-odd minutes later.
Zhang Hao followed Su Yuyan to a very old residential complex.
The location here was relatively remote, and pedestrians were almost never seen on the streets.
Su Yuyan walked familiarly to room 302, took the keys from her bag, opened the door, and walked inside.
"Come in."
"Yeah."
Zhang Hao followed her right in.
Glancing around the room, it was a simple and unpretentious two-bedroom apartment.
Though the environment was modest, it was extremely clean and tidy.
A strange scent lingered in the air, bearing a slight resemblance to the smell of milk.
Right at that moment, a kindly voice rang out.
"Little Su, you're back so early today."
As the voice trailed off, a middle-aged auntie wearing an apron walked out of the bedroom with a smile on her face.
The auntie had a kind and benevolent face, looking at a glance like a very warm-hearted older woman.
"Yeah."
Su Yuyan nodded slightly: "Auntie, are the babies all asleep?"
Hearing these words, Zhang Hao froze for a moment.
Babies?
Plural? That means there's more than one?
The auntie smiled: "I just fed them milk powder and coaxed them for a bit, and they all fell asleep."
"Thank you for all your hard work."
With that, Su Yuyan glanced at Zhang Hao and walked into the bedroom.
Zhang Hao followed closely behind, suddenly feeling a bit nervous inside.
Yet right as he reached the doorway of the bedroom, his body suddenly jolted!
He saw three infants lying side by side on the bed inside the room!
Oh my god!
Triplets!
Zhang Hao rubbed his eyes, wondering if he was hallucinating.
Suddenly, an ethereal voice rang out.
"Ding, detected that host has seen the babies, Super Super Dad System is activating..."
"What was that sound?"
Zhang Hao froze.
He quickly scanned his surroundings, seeing nothing unusual, and suspected he might be experiencing auditory hallucinations.
"What are you standing there in the doorway for, come in."
Su Yuyan's gentle voice pulled Zhang Hao back from his daze.
Zhang Hao nodded in a daze and walked into the bedroom.
Looking at the three exquisitely carved, adorable babies, his face was filled with disbelief.
"Beauty, did you give birth to all three of these babies?"
Su Yuyan's delicate brows furrowed slightly: "Otherwise?"
"To be exact, they are your children too."
"If you don't believe me, you can go take a paternity test."
Paternity test!
Hearing those four words, Zhang Hao's eyes lit up instantly.
That's right, as long as they did a paternity test, they could prove whether the children were his or not.
After all, nothing was more authoritative than that.
"Alright, let's go then."
"Go? Go where?"
"Didn't you say we're going for a paternity test? I'll call a cab, and we can take the babies together to get tested."
"Uh..."
Su Yuyan instantly broke out in dark lines.
"Don't you know that you don't need to bring the babies for a paternity test? You only need to bring the babies' hair or fingernails."
Zhang Hao shook his head.
What kind of question was that, making it sound like he did paternity tests all the time.
Who has nothing better to do than that sort of thing.
At this moment, Su Yuyan picked up a small pair of scissors from the table, very carefully snipped a lock of hair from each of the three babies' heads, and handed them to Zhang Hao.
Zhang Hao glanced at the hair, and without another word, took the hair and walked out.
A few minutes later.
Zhang Hao arrived at the paternity testing center.
After handing over the hair of the three babies along with his own hair, he waited for the results.
Waiting is both tedious and lengthy.
If smoking weren't forbidden here, he probably would have gone through a whole pack of cigarettes.
Finally, a staff member's voice echoed from the office.
"Zhang Hao, Zhao Gang, your test results are both out."
Hearing the staff member's reminder, Zhang Hao walked inside with a fluttering heart.
At the same time, a young couple followed closely behind him.
Zhang Hao saw a test result on the table, picked it up, and looked closely: DNA match rate, 68.8 percent.
"Hehe~"
Zhang Hao instantly let out a quiet sigh of relief, breaking into a bright smile.
"I knew it, the kids definitely aren't mine. Turns out it was just a false alarm after all."
Finished speaking, Zhang Hao grabbed the test result and turned to leave.
Yet before he had even taken two steps, he was called back by the staff member.
"Zhang Hao, you took the wrong one. That one belongs to someone else; these three are yours."
"Holy crap?"
Zhang Hao froze abruptly.
His heartbeat uncontrollably accelerated in speed.
He hurriedly turned back to the table and picked up the other three test results.
Taking a closer look, he was petrified on the spot!
Chapter 2: Super Super Dad System!
DNA match rate: 100 percent!
Seeing the test results, Zhang Hao was dumbfounded!
Though he couldn't believe it, the facts were right before his eyes, and he had no choice but to believe.
Those three babies were actually, truly his own flesh and blood!
At the same time, the male in the young couple saw the test result and instantly felt a vast green grassland blooming atop his head.
"Good grief, how dare you cheat on me!"
"To think I treated you so well, with both the house and car in your name, and you actually trick me into raising another man's child! We're getting a divorce!"
Upon hearing this, the woman immediately burst into tearful sobs: "I was wrong, hubby, please forgive me this time."
"I swear, I won't have any children in the future unless they're yours!"
……
Zhang Hao was in no mood to watch the farce; he walked straight out with the three test results.
Right now, his mind was in utter chaos.
He never expected the three babies to actually be his biological children.
He never expected that, in a daze, he had actually become a father.
What was he supposed to do now?
He was still in school.
Did he have to drop out and work to support the babies?
No way, working was out of the question; he would never work a day in his life.
If this had happened in the past, forget three babies, he could afford thirty.
Unfortunately, half a year ago, his family underwent a massive upheaval; his parents suddenly called to say the family had gone bankrupt.
Overnight, he plummeted from a rich second-generation heir with a hundred billion in assets down to a penniless loser.
Even the luxury cars and mansions under his name had been sold off to help pay off his family's debts.
Yet those twenty-odd million weren't even one percent of the massive debts.
As for his dad and mom, they suddenly went completely silent, and he hadn't been able to contact them since.
Sigh!
What a headache~
……
Half an hour later.
Zhang Hao returned to the front of Su Yuyan's apartment door.
Although he wasn't the kind of irresponsible man who would run away, looking at the door in front of him, he hesitated.
*Screech~*
Suddenly, the door opened.
That auntie came out carrying a bag of trash.
Seeing Zhang Hao, the auntie froze for a moment before a warm smile spread across her face.
"Young man, you're back."
"Yeah."
Zhang Hao managed a smile uglier than crying: "Auntie, are you going to take out the trash?"
"Yes, Little Su is inside, go on in."
With that, she walked past Zhang Hao.
Zhang Hao took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and walked inside.
Yet just as he reached the doorway of the bedroom, his eyes widened abruptly.
He saw Su Yuyan feeding one of the babies, exposing a patch of snowy white.
Mhm, very white!
Just as Zhang Hao was staring fixedly, a voice sounded in his mind.
"Ding: A mission has arrived, please host Sanbao change her diaper. Completing the mission will yield a reward of ten thousand."
"Huh?"
Zhang Hao froze for a moment, wondering why he was experiencing auditory hallucinations again.
"Host, this is not an auditory hallucination, it's my voice."
"Who's there!"
Zhang Hao hurriedly looked around.
Yet sweeping his gaze across the living room, he found it completely empty.
"Host, let me introduce myself, I am the Super Super Dad System."
"From now on, I will randomly issue missions to you, and upon completion, you can obtain various rewards."
Zhang Hao patted his head with his hand.
Was something wrong with his brain?
No, this voice was extremely real; it was definitely not an auditory hallucination.
A system?
The Super Super Dad System?
Suddenly, Zhang Hao remembered that the first time he saw the babies, it was this exact voice that rang in his mind.
He just needed to complete missions to get rewards?
For real?
"Waaa~"
A burst of infant crying came from the bedroom.
Hearing the cries, Zhang Hao suddenly felt a pang of heartache.
Could this be paternal love?
Was this the blood-is-thicker-than-water bond of family?
Right at that moment, Su Yuyan's bashful voice rang out.
"I know you're outside, could you please go change Sanbao's diaper? I, I'm not in a convenient position."
"Uh... coming."
Zhang Hao bit the bullet and walked into the bedroom.
He saw Su Yuyan standing by the corner, her back turned toward him.
*Waaa~*
The baby's heart-wrenching cries prevented Zhang Hao from overthinking, and he hurried to the bedside.
Yet looking at the crying baby, he was suddenly at a loss.
Change a diaper?
How do you change one?
He had never changed one before.
Just as Zhang Hao was struggling, the system's voice rang out.
"Don't panic, host, I'll teach you how to change a diaper."
As the voice faded, a visual popped up in his mind.
It was precisely a video tutorial on changing diapers.
The clever Zhang Hao caught on immediately; he rolled up his sleeves and very skillfully finished changing Sanbao's diaper.
"Ding: Congratulations to the host for completing the diaper-changing mission, ten thousand in prize money has been credited."
*Master, master, a text message has arrived.*
The SMS notification ringtone Zhang Hao had set went off.
Holy crap! Did it really reward ten thousand?!
Zhang Hao hurriedly pulled out his phone, opened the message, and astonishment immediately covered his face!
"Your card ending in 8888 has received a deposit of 10,000 yuan, balance..."
For real!
It was actually real!
Too awesome!
Seeing the balance on his bank card, Zhang Hao completely believed it.
The Super Super Dad System wasn't lying.
After all... who would be kind enough to transfer ten thousand yuan to him for no reason?
Old friends?
Definitely not!
Those so-called brothers, upon learning about his misfortune, avoided him like he was the plague.
It really lived up to the saying: keep brotherhood in your heart, but when trouble strikes, their phones won't connect.
Right at that moment, a gentle voice rang out.
"Now that you've done the paternity test, you believe the babies are yours, right?"
"Yeah."
Zhang Hao nodded solemnly: "Since the children are my own flesh and blood, I will take responsibility for the babies."
Hearing these words, Su Yuyan's expression relaxed a lot.
The stone in her heart finally dropped.
Then, she said with a hint of embarrassment:
"Actually, I didn't plan on coming to look for you, after all, a year ago was just an accident."
"If it weren't for my current financial difficulties, I wouldn't have bothered you."
"If possible, I hope you can support us financially, you don't need to worry about anything else."
Hearing this, Zhang Hao was instantly displeased.
"What do you mean I don't need to worry? I am the children's biological father, after all."
"From now on, I will take responsibility for the babies!"
Although he had no money right now, hadn't he just acquired a magical system?
He only needed to complete missions to get rewards, so why would he worry about not making money?
Just as he was thinking this, the system's voice suddenly appeared again.
"Ding: Name the three babies, completing the mission will yield a reward of thirty thousand."
"So fast?"
Joy appeared on Zhang Hao's face.
He hadn't expected that right after finishing one mission, a new one would arrive.
It had only been a few minutes.
Going at this speed, wouldn't he be able to make millions a day?
Lost in thought, he quickly turned his head to look at Su Yuyan.
"Have you named the three babies yet?"
Su Yuyan shook her head: "Not yet."
"Then can I name the babies?"
"Yes."
Su Yuyan agreed straight away.
After all, it was just giving them names, not registering their household registration yet.
If they didn't sound good, they could just be changed.
At this moment, Zhang Hao racked his brains, pondering what names would sound nice.
Yet as he thought about it, he suddenly realized he had overlooked something.
Namely, he still didn't know whether the three babies were boys or girls.
The one whose diaper he just changed was a girl, but what about the other two?
Thus, Zhang Hao asked again.
"Um, the other baby, and the one you're holding, are they boys or girls?"
"All three of them are girls. The one I'm holding is Dabao, the one on your left hand is Erbao, and the one on your right hand is Sanbao."
"Huh?"
Zhang Hao's expression shifted slightly, and a sentence slipped directly out of his mouth.
"So not a single one of them has a twig between their legs?"
Chapter 3: These Three Names Are Perfect
"What do you think?"
Su Yuyan gave him an exasperated look.
Whose baby girls would have twigs between their legs?
This Zhang Hao, why does he look so blockheaded?