A Ladle from Weak Water—But Nobody Said How Big the Ladle Was!

Lin Lu You just wanted a quiet afterlife as a low-ranking Earth God—the celestial realm's most forgettable civil servant. Hide his power, slack off, collect his divine paycheck, and wait for retirement. Simple, right? Wrong. His "iron rice bowl" keeps filling with mythical beauties who refuse to leave him alone! A nine-tailed fox demon force-feeds him "freebies." His divine superior promises endless riches for submission. Even a fierce Qilin beast wants him to... lie down?! All he wanted was to be a handsome recluse, but somehow he's become the hottest commodity in heaven. When gods and demons…