I'm a Taoist Priest—Why Am I at Hogwarts?!

When a genius Taoist priest is mysteriously thrown into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, magical Britain will never be the same. Armed with ancient Eastern cultivation techniques, he treats Dementors like stray pets, transforms the Great Hall into a five-star restaurant, and exorcises centuries-old ghosts with casual ease. Why is the Forbidden Forest not a farm? Why is Professor Snape still pining after lost love? And why does everyone keep staring at his cauldron? One Taoist. One wand. Infinite chaos. Magic meets cultivation in the most hilarious crossover Hogwarts never saw coming…