Ascending to Immortality, I'm Stuck with Workplace KPIs

Sword God Lingyun finally ascends to the Immortal Realm—only to be slapped with a 300-year probationary contract and a corporate nightmare. His first assignment? Babysit a spoiled Dragon Clan heir and their mythical beast, with success measured by 'pet satisfaction ratings.' Forget slaying demons or comprehending the Dao—now he's drowning in Excel spreadsheets, PowerPoint presentations, and bureaucratic approval workflows. In this immortal realm, jade slips double as email chains, budget cuts trump sword strikes, and even vanquishing evil requires filling out forms in triplicate. Welcome to th…