Goblin Addiction: Three Silver Coins Per Kill

Why become an adventurer? For glory? For honor? For saving the world? Wrong. Three silver coins per goblin. That's it. That's the answer. Follow a hilariously pragmatic duo of bottom-tier adventurers who've found their calling in the most unglamorous job in fantasy: professional goblin extermination. While other heroes chase dragons and demons, these two have optimized the grind. Forget epic quests—when goblin nests pay the bills, why aim higher?