Chinese Education at Hogwarts

When a Chinese professor arrives at Hogwarts, the wizarding world will never be the same. Dumbledore returns as a student? Snape threatens duels over hot pot in cauldrons? Welcome to a magical education where morning readings by the Black Lake are mandatory, laps around the grounds are non-negotiable, and being called "the worst class ever" is just the beginning. As East meets West in the most chaotic way possible, Hermione becomes study prefect, Harry leads morning exercise, and one bewildered professor discovers that teaching magic is nothing compared to instilling proper discipline. A hilar…