My Roommate Is the Campus Beauty Who Hit Me

Jiang Ning's first day in Qingcheng starts with a literal bang—the campus beauty crashes right into him. Plot twist? She's his new roommate. When he tries adding her on social media, the app glitches out... and then she confesses her feelings, demanding his undivided attention. Posting his wild story on the campus forum earns him nothing but mockery: "Nice fanfic, bro. We've read this a thousand times." But Jiang Ning has receipts—including the couple's certificate his "fictional" girlfriend handed him. Sometimes truth is stranger than trope.