The Celestial Hound's Daily Demolition Spree

What happens when a chubby Chinese village dog gets divine nepotism? Chaos in the heavens! As a distant cousin of the legendary Howling Celestial Dog, our fluffy hero lands an 'apprentice divine beast' gig through the Deity Relative Placement Program. Armed with two absurdly broken talents, he's turning the celestial realm into his personal chew toy. His 'Anything Can Be Gnawed' ability makes his teeth harder with rage—nothing's safe, from immortal peaches to Laozi's prized alchemy furnace. Even better? His 'Passive Skill Contagion' copies nearby deities' powers with hilariously disastrous res…