Journey to the West: Teaching Divine Arts to Laozi's Ox

Zhang Tian discovers a bizarre cheat: any divine technique he touches can be simplified and mastered instantly. Perfect for cultivation... until Laozi's Green Ox starts copying his homework. Years later, the Celestial Sage descends to the mortal realm only to find his loyal mount performing Cloud Somersaults and splitting into three miniature oxen using the forbidden One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones. Laozi's verdict? "Go sit with the monkey!" A comedic romp through Journey to the West mythology where even sacred beasts can't resist becoming overpowered, and the Heavenly Court will never…