I Conquered the Three Kingdoms by Roasting Everyone

When overworked office slave Liu Pi drops dead and wakes up in ancient China, he's broke, powerless, and stuck as the forgotten fourth brother to Liu Bei's legendary trio. But dying has its perks—he's got the Complaint System, turning every snarky roast into supernatural abilities. Invisibility? Check. Intelligence-draining aura? Absolutely. Armed with a razor-sharp tongue and reality-bending cheats, Liu Pi talks his way through the chaos of the late Han Dynasty, verbally demolishing Yellow Turban rebels and outwitting warlords while his sworn brothers wonder if he's a genius or just insane.