Three Kingdoms: I Conned Lu Bu Into Brotherhood and Rebellion

One bathroom break later, I'm stranded in the crumbling Eastern Han Dynasty with nothing but my wits and a starving kid named Lu Bu. We scrape by as beggars in Pingyuan County until Lu Bu discovers his talent for martial arts. I spend the next decade perfecting the ancient art of shameless begging—until my efforts unlock a divine-tier Begging System. Now every successful plea rewards me with gold, treasures, and the loyalty of legendary warriors. Lu Bu? Ten thousand taels. Guan Yu? Immortality elixirs. The Han Empire won't know what hit it.