I Inherited a Ruined Manor

Burned out from the corporate rat race, I made a choice: quit, lie flat, and embrace doing absolutely nothing. But life had other plans when I inherited a crumbling manor that refuses to let me stay idle. Between unexpected visitors, bizarre occurrences, and a property that seems to have a mind of its own, my dreams of being a professional couch potato are slipping away. Sometimes the universe won't let you give up—even when all you want is to flip over and nap. Welcome to my chaotic new life of reluctant responsibility and uncomfortable growth.