I'm Mentally Ill, and Heaven Calls Me Dad at Startup

Lin Dian wakes up in a psychiatric ward with the Madness Life System — the crazier he acts, the stronger he becomes. When his delusional roommate claims to be the Will of Heaven itself and threatens to destroy the world, Lin Dian slaps sense into him: "Rebellious son! Kneel before your father!" Shockingly, Heaven obeys. Rewarded with "Words Become Law (Bragging Edition)," Lin Dian steps into a cultivation world that's even more unhinged than he is. Alchemists rub foot calluses into ascension pills with canine side effects. Blacksmiths forge spittoons into weapons that force enemies to breakdan…