Journey to the West: Monks Don't Lie, They Just Rob You Blind

What happens when a sharp-tongued schemer transmigrates as Tang Sanzang? Chaos, that's what. Armed with a system demanding she protect four disciples and fetch scriptures, Tang Shan takes a... creative approach to the pilgrimage. Demons want to eat her? She'll lecture them into submission. The Jade Emperor causing trouble? Time to raid the Celestial Treasury. Her disciples watch in horror as their 'merciful master' smashes monastery gates, strong-arms deities, and turns the Journey to the West into the greatest heist in three realms. Sun Wukong's new mantra: 'Don't panic, Master's just being M…