Journey to the West: Reborn as a Stone Baby Begging Guanyin for Milk!

What if the legendary Merit Stone of Flower-Fruit Mountain was reborn with modern memories and zero interest in following the script? Sun Jinkong isn't your typical Monkey King—armed with a drama degree and a System Dad, he's rewriting destiny one outrageous scheme at a time. Want him to be the Monkey King? That role's reserved for his sister Miaoshan. Need him to seek enlightenment? He'll craft his own clay master and bow to it. Join the Heavenly Court? Only after submitting a proper resume. With Guanyin as his doting big sister and Nezha as his loyal companion, this stone baby is about to tu…