I Have a Gossip System But Must Lead Three Rebels to the West

One moment, Tang Sheng was munching osmanthus cakes at her Daoist temple—the next, her robes turned monk's, her hair vanished, and she became the internet's infamous 'Brother Imperial Monk.' Her new Gossip System has one absurd mission: lead three 'esteemed disciples' on a journey West for scriptures. The catch? Her disciples are legendary troublemakers with rebellion scores at 100%. There's the mischievous monkey who yanked the Jade Emperor's beard, the lotus boy who demolished the Dragon King's temple, and the three-eyed youth who split mountains to defy his own uncle. This isn't a sacred pi…