I'm Actually the Villain

What if the legendary heroes who saved the world were all complete disasters? Our protagonist thought defeating the Demon King meant glory and honor—until the resurrected Hero turned out to be a shameless pervert, the famed Sword Saint revealed himself as an insufferable germaphobe pretty boy, and the revered High Priestess… well, let's just say appearances can be deceiving. Trapped in a world where nothing is as it seems and everyone's a walking catastrophe, our hapless "villain" just wants one thing: to go home to mom!