I Warned You! Don't Blame Me If You Die Laughing

One electrifying accident with my love rival later, I've got powers—but not the cool kind. My 'golden finger' is a chaos-generating comedy system with the world's worst admin: a sadistic witch who lives for my humiliation. A rogue sofa spring nearly impales a goddess, my heroic rescue gets mistaken for domestic violence, and somehow I'm roped into founding 'Holy Fruit' company with said goddess and a delusional drama queen. Our mission? Unleash absurd mayhem across urban fantasy, cultivation realms, and infinite dimensions. Buckle up for episodic insanity where memes meet magic and nothing—abs…