I Picked Up a Silly Thing at the Start!

Yang Hui never expected his ordinary life to spiral into chaos after picking up a mysterious "dummy." Now he's stuck mediating love triangles, dealing with a hot-tempered alien captain named Zoffy, and dodging accusations from a cane-wielding extraterrestrial who blames him for leaked intel. Between calling out warnings to unsuspecting teens and navigating interstellar drama, Yang Hui's biggest problem isn't saving the world—it's getting everyone to stop complaining about his nicknames!