I Just Touched Her Leg—Now I'm Stuck in a Cultivation World?!

One accidental touch, one mysterious glowing stone, and one very drunk woman later—Cheng Qingyun wakes up in a cultivation world trapped in the frailest body imaginable. All he did was brush against her leg (she started it!), but somehow that innocent moment spiraled into a car crash and an impossible transmigration. Now he's stuck in a realm where immortals soar through the skies and martial artists shatter mountains, while he can barely climb stairs without wheezing. With nothing but his wits and that strange fire-like stone he picked up at his grandfather's grave, can this unlucky modern ma…