Konoha's Yellow Flash: Paid in Full, Five Kage Fall!

Why work yourself to death when you can clock in, slack off, and still become the strongest ninja alive? While other shinobi burn out by twenty-one, our hero masters the ancient arts of workplace loafing and strategic laziness. Forget the Will of Fire—this is the Way of the Paycheck. When the salary hits right, even the Five Kage don't stand a chance. With a lazy grin and devastating power, he'll rewrite what it means to be Hokage: less talk-no-jutsu, more 'So scary!' as he casually kicks Otsutsuki clan members into next week.