Magnetic Madman in Naruto: The Eight Gates Never Close

Reborn as Rock Lee, destined for 300 episodes of bandage duty? Not this time. Armed with a mysterious check-in system and the legendary Horse Talisman, our protagonist makes one simple vow: no more beef. The cost? Permanent Eight Gates activation. Now Hashirama trembles at his madness, Madara crowns him the strongest, and the Hokage himself begs him to lead the village. But who needs political power when you're too busy eating, bathing, and training with all Eight Gates blazing? In a world of ninjas, one man rewrites the rules through sheer, unhinged determination.