Naruto: Conning Orochimaru From Day One

What happens when a shameless trickster lands in Konoha during the Third Shinobi War? Chaos. Pure, glorious chaos. Adopted by the Hokage before Danzo can sink his claws in, our protagonist turns the village upside down—vandalizing Hokage Rock, making village leaders grovel, and leaving even the Tailed Beasts in tears. No system. No mercy. Just one silver-tongued troublemaker rewriting the rules of the ninja world, one outrageous scam at a time.