Meme Screen Binding: The Land of Light Begs Me to Stop Broadcasting!

Link wakes up as the most wanted criminal in the Land of Light—and for good reason. Bound to the Universal Meme System, he's broadcasting the cosmos's most embarrassing moments to every corner of the universe! His first masterpiece? Zoffy getting roasted by Baltan into "Captain Flame Head," complete with real-time viewer commentary. The Ultraman brothers rage and chase, but they can't even scratch his projection screen. Zoffy's legendary M87 Ray? Just a light show. Hikari's cutting-edge tech? Mocked mercilessly by the comment section. When Tiga's statue gets photoshopped into "Big Bone Soup" a…