One Piece: I Have Devil Fruits

What happens when a transmigrator lands in the One Piece world with a system that grants Devil Fruits? You'd expect an overpowered adventure, right? Wrong. Our protagonist's journey is so hilariously tragic that even reporters mistake his tears of frustration for joy—interviewing him at a neurological hospital. Armed with the ultimate cheat but cursed with cosmic bad luck, he navigates the Grand Line where every advantage comes with a catch. Will his Devil Fruit powers save him, or will he become the most pitiful system user in anime history?