System, Give Me a Discount!

Transmigrated into a broke scholar's body with a "Discount System" that turns legendary figures into bargain bin surprises. Military strategies for 90% off? Check. Summoning legendary generals at clearance prices? Absolutely. There's just one problem—these discounted heroes are hilariously defective. Zhuge Liang only wants to farm, Lu Bu won't stop asking about discounted waifus, and now the system's offering me a founding emperor... who sells straw sandals. Between managing cut-rate historical figures and romancing my confidante, I'm building an empire one ridiculous discount at a time.