Complaining My Way to Godhood: A Slacker's Guide to Immortal Cultivation

When chronic complainer Lin Fan transmigrates to the immortal realm, he discovers his golden finger is literally powered by whining. Stuck with trash-tier spiritual roots and a system that rewards sarcasm over swordsmanship, he joins the cultivation world's most dysfunctional sect—complete with a narcoleptic master and a junior disciple who makes him look competent. But Lin Fan has a secret weapon: modern knowledge. Why follow ancient cultivation methods when you can optimize spirit arrays with physics? Why beg for resources when you can monetize self-heating hot pot? In a world where the stro…