Massage the Sacred Body: Level Up by Healing Fairies

When the Heavenly Dao corrupts and disasters slaughter cultivators across the realm, a dying sword master tears open the heavens to summon salvation—but gets Du Chuan instead, a broke college student fresh from his part-time job. Mistaken for an immortal descended from the upper realm, Du Chuan discovers his only "cheat" is a bizarre massage system: heal injured fairy maidens, and grow exponentially stronger. As sword cultivators fall to black wind calamities and the cultivation world teeters on collapse, this accidental savior must massage his way to power while everyone worships him as their…