My Pocket Grandpa and the System Are Incompatible

A hapless new father gets thrown into a cultivation world—but there's a catch: he can't cultivate! When Li Zimu cries out in desperation, he accidentally summons a quirky 'pocket grandpa' mentor. All he wants is to return home to his baby, but fate has other plans. Dragged into his senior sister's shady black-market courier jobs, Li Zimu stumbles from one mishap to another, somehow landing in the spotlight despite his complete lack of talent. Oh, and that legendary system everyone raves about? Don't hold your breath—it barely works until the final act. A comedic twist on cultivation tropes whe…