My Immortal Sect Siblings Think I'm Crazy (But I'm Just Trying to Survive!)

I transmigrated into a xianxia novel as a villainous side character destined for disaster—no thanks! Forget clashing with the heroine, I'm ditching this cultivation world entirely. Except... they won't let me leave? Fine, I'll pick the laziest master possible and lay low. But now my overprotective sect siblings think I've lost my mind! Eldest Brother insists on teaching me forbidden techniques, Second Sister appoints herself my bodyguard, and Third Brother (despite being broke) keeps trying to spoil me. All I want is a quiet life, so why does the Heavenly Dao keep sending lightning tribulation…