The Three Pure Ones Heard My Inner Roast and the Primordial World Went Off-Script

Zhou Qingqing wakes up as a spiritual flower in the Primordial Era—and immediately faces dismemberment by three legendary Daoist masters. Her crime? Being too perfect. They plan to split her into three lesser treasures instead of keeping one flawless innate treasure. *Idiots,* she thinks. Ready to embrace oblivion, Zhou unleashes a mental tirade against the ruthless Heavenly Dao and every cultivation cliché in existence. But here's the twist: the Three Pure Ones can hear every sarcastic thought. Instead of destroying her, they transplant her to East Kunlun and shower her with care. Now the Pri…