My System is a Scam and a Money Pit

Yang Buhui lived by one rule: why work hard when you can coast through life? Then a system hijacked his existence, promising wealth, charm, and cheat-like powers. The reality? Spirit money instead of cash, grandmas trying to set him up instead of beautiful women, and cafeteria aunties stealing his last piece of braised pork. While other protagonists get golden fingers, Yang Buhui got a cosmic prank machine that drains his wallet and dignity. Welcome to the most hilariously broken system in existence—where every mission is a trap and every reward is a joke!